Entries by The Meddler

I am not a drug addict – I just have a lot of headaches

I walked into a chemist the other day and politely requested some headache tablets. ‘What are they for,” asked the 12-year-old behind the counter, suspiciously. For a headache, I replied like a smartarse as she looked me up and down. “Have you had them before, how often do you take them and we will need […]

Are we being worked to death?

REMEMBER those old movies set in the future that predicted the most ridiculous scenarios? You know, the ones your lame friend (everyone has one) is referring to when they guffaw ‘where’s my jetpack’ for the 100th time? Oh, and by the way, there are jetpacks you morons, if you want one go and buy it. […]