Turns out Jude Law didn’t even remember parking his car in new babymamma Samantha’s garage. A close friend of Samantha’s has blabbed about details of the very brief relationship between the Sherlock Holmes actor and the aspiring model. It all started once upon a time in a club: “She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him.” (Indeed) And then poor, sick Jude didn’t remember her after she did everything she could to nurse him back to health: “Jude didn’t even remember her. She hasn’t seen him since New York. They’ve only been in contact through their lawyers.” Now, this friend thinks Samantha is “crazy” for going through with the pregnancy, so one has to question her financial motivations. Good thing the seven-months-pregnant mom-to-be already cleared that up in a recent blog post: “I can’t tell you how far from a gold-digger I am. I’ve never dated a rich man in my life. I’ve always wondered how girl friends of mine could even ask their boyfriends to buy them clothes.” I completely believe that Jude probably had a hard time remembering her. There's a lot of girls out there....But I'm not really feeling sorry for him given there's such a thing as oh, PROTECTION!!!!