This robbery is the gift that keeps on giving!

So 2 months ago, in an uncanny lapse of judgment (don’t they read the papers??) Lindsay Lohan was loaned $2m (US) worth of Jewelry. The Jewelers, XIV Karats have been at Linds every since to get them back. Now, days after the burglary on her house (by 3 fashionable pseudo hipster looking kids – with no alarm being set off…..) Linds is now saying that said jewels were in the missing safe! Neglected to mention that the day of the robbery – to the jewelry store, or the police….Puhlease.

My smutty sense is doing a breakdance. Linds’ rep is saying this is not true, but can we really believe a publicist paid to work for a pathological liar? Immediately, Michael Lohan contacted the media and bleated: "Lindsay didn't take anything from (XIV Karats). They lent her jewelry and she has to give it back to them. That's all I know. She has no intention of keeping any of it. So I guess they're sorting it out." Coincidence or conspiracy???

This is Linds, lips still swollen, Thursday night leaving Bardot after a few hours of partying. Apparently she’s been begging Britney’s manager Larry Rudolph to work with her for a new reality tv show chronicling her efforts to land acting roles again. To no avail.