Chris Brown has pulled out the old “Amnesia” card by saying he doesn’t remember going all Ike Turner on Rihanna. In a sneak excerpt of a pre-recorded interview with Larry King which airs in the US on Wednesday night, Chris (dressed for Sunday School in a baby blue knitted jumper & matching bow tie) said that when he read about the details of that night, he couldn't believe it, "I just look at it like, wow. I'm in shock, because that's not who I am as a person…I don't know what to think. It's just like, wow. When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened."

Joined by his Mamma & attorney, Chris went on to say "I can't believe that happened," instead of saying "I can't believe I did that." Ugh. How hard is it just to admit you're a dick, say you're sorry and then shut up about it!! Chris needs new people! These people seriously think we’re believing this crap! Note that old lying rule – he looks down and away when answering the questions, not making eye contact – i.e supposedly lying and making it up as he goes….

As we know Brown was sentenced last week to five years' probation and ordering him to do 180 days of community labor as a part of the plea deal he made in June for the assault in Hancock Park, California. The singer is required to complete 1,400 hours of community service, where his chief tasks will be washing cars, picking up trash and removing graffiti from walls. Of his sentence, he said there are consequences and he’s prepared to do that. What? So if it had been harsher he WASN’T prepared to do it??????