Sarah Jessica Parker has stuffed her veiny feet into a pair of Louboutins for the first day of filming of the SATC Sequel. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony legs, and a very soft lighting and gifted makeup artistry, not unlike the light used in the Mighty O’s studio, to make sure Carrie looks nothing like the haggard new mother of twins. Last time around it was the outfits that made the movie tolerable.

Meanwhile, there are rumours coming out of the UK – translation: not 100% guaranteed – that the girls will be spending some time in London. Meanwhile they’re all apparently having big domestics (also a story from England) especially Kim vs SJP because she wasn’t supportive enough when Kim broke up with her boyfriend, and something about Cynthia supposedly being upset with Sarah Jessica because Sarah Jessica won’t do more for the gays. Oh Cynthia. She’s too busy trying to live with her own.