The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. And before I say another thing, as much as I know it’s all lighting & special effects & makeup artists…I totally want to look like that when I’m 51!!!!

The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Madonna's personal Jesus....Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Yer right! Am so over whatever she wants us to believe and this farce of a romance.

Am much more interested in Lourdes. She's gorgeous and looks soooo much like a younger Madonna. As we know, Lourdes turns 13 this year. Time flies! She makes a cameo appearance in the video showing off her moves. Lourdes is like her mother. She can dance. And she wants to perform. Said it before and now it’s coming to fruition: Lola is her mother’s daughter. She wants it just as badly. Soon it will be all about Lola. Watch. Madge is also currently in Israel where she’s due to give two concerts in Tel Aviv as part of her Sticky & Sweet tour, and yesterday she visited the ‘Wailing Wall’ surrounded by an army of bodyguards and dined with Israeli politician Tzipi Livni. She is also due to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as well as attend a conference on the study of Jewish mystic discipline along with fellow Kabbalists, actress with good genes, Demi Moore and her twit of a husband Ashton Kutcher. See Madonna - Celebrano here.