So, Salma rocked up to the Chateau Marmont in LA on Wednesday night with a bunch of friends, without a reservation, expecting to be seated immediately, and the restaurant's hostess told her she didn’t have a table for her!

Apparently, she spat the dummy and a torrent of Spanish abuse came pouring out of Salma's mouth. The hostess tried to calm Salma down by telling her she could have the next available table, but that still didn't stop her. Even Salma's friends tried to shut her up and she cooled down a bit and started bitching in English. Salma only stopped when the hostess finally seated them. Salma, that's why you stop at McDonald's for an appetizer before you get to the restaurant!

And as much as I have loved Salma for years, there’s been a lot of stories of her getting her bitch on especially on the set of Ugly Betty, and my theory is, you judge them on how they treat the civilians. Waaaay over the top considering they only go to the Chateau when they want to be seen – and it’s always packed, so to rock up without a reservation and expect to be seated immediately is a bit rich. Wonder what she was saying in Spanish – could it have been ye old faithful….”Don’t you know who I am?” Would love to see Salma’s BiarchFace in person. I bet Salma’s BiarchFace could turn you to salt.