I’m sure Linds has been practically stalking the casting directors at True Blood, and they have blocked her number on their phones. So she’s been forced to audition via Twitter. Yes, it's come to this. She is after all her mother's daughter - and Dina stalks Georgie Clooney relentlessly.

Anyhoo, Linds has taken to constantly bleating about how she’s a major fan of True Blood and now she's posted a bunch of pictures of her as a vampire on Twitter in the hope that they’ll realise how fabulous she looks as a vampire and how easily she’ll fit into their cast!!! Nice try, chick. If the show was called True Chemical Enhancement, then she'd get the starring role, but thankfully it's not.

And then on Friday night – she was out nightclubbing with her 40 err, 16 year old sister Ali, both dressed for attention. After dancing together for a while, Linds spied sweet unsuspecting Jason Segel (HIMYM, Knocked Up, I Love You Man) and the two girls latched on to him. He mustn’t have minded too much (WTF??????) because they were partying at Teddy’s & then Adam Levine’s all night and then she dropped him off in her “SUV” back at Chateau Marmont at some ungodly hour in the morning! What’s he thinking??? And that kids is how she's going to get on How I Met Your Mother!