As you know, Victoria Beckham is on the cover of the October issue of Elle Magazine. For the interview she bleats about being away from David for 6 months while he played in Italy, she talks about how hard she poses – claims it's because it’s her "job" and she wants to get it right the first time because she's in a hurry to get back to her kids. Errr, funny, those contortions have never looked "rushed" to me…You?

The best part however is when the subject of her concrete boobs comes up. And whether or not she had them reduced. You'll recall that trip to the south of France a couple of months ago? Mrs Beckham's response when asked to address those rumours: "We should just not talk about each other's boobs." Scoff!

If she doesn’t want us to discuss her grapefruits boobs, she shouldn't constantly put them out on show. Of course we should talk about her boobs. What else is there to talk about? Anyhoo, she’s swanned in to NY for Fashion Week.