A few months ago, there were rumours that Madonna was set to marry her own personal Jesus in an intimate Kabbalah ceremony (they’ve been ‘together’ for nine months). Now, coincidentally on the eve of the release of her latest album, one of Madge's biographers claims she will make Jesus (22) her third husband by the end of the year.

Randy Taraborrelli told Hello! Magazine that Madge is planning a "lavish ceremony." According to Randy, she’s been telling friends, "He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time (bet he has to). I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I'm a little - shall we say --self-involved."

Oh, and then a ‘friend’ of Madge's also added, "He respects her, that's number one. He has learned so much from her. He's amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she's self-involved, too. Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."

I’m not buying that their relationship is legit. There was also a whisper that Jesus was actually involved with Madge’s photographer friend (male) – the one she was staying with when she had that papp-induced horse riding accident…but being the master media manipulator that she is – it totally works for her!