So, Ike Turner Jr (aka Chris Brown) and The Biel are not going to be happy when they read the latest headlines! According to Us Weekly, Justin Timberlake ended his three-year relationship with Jessica Biel over the phone about a month ago. Us Weekly even included a quote from a “pal” saying JB’s in "severe denial and won't accept the news".

Or maybe they're still together and taking a little time out in Napa. X17 reports that the two were seen holding hands and gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes over dinner (sounds like a standard Biel leak, but in her haste, she forgot to mention how fabulous she looked) Monday night - Look at this picture. Funny how the papps knew where they were - funny how she orchestrated this little opportunity after the news over the weekend of their breakup! But instead of a happy reunion snap, if you play my favourite game of photo assumption – the picture absolutely looks like “a heartbroken Jessica refuses to let go”?

Word is, Justin, meanwhile, has been engaging in sexts, lap dances, and hot PDA with Rihanna, if the latest Star cover is to be believed. Good news is Jessica Biel has managed to land herself a cover! And before you feel sorry for her, she totally pimped that relationship at every opportunity so now it’s come back to bite her in the arse!

And why is it all going down like this you ask? Why doesn’t he just make a clean break? Well as I’ve been saying like forever, he’s a little pipsqueak who’s balls haven’t dropped, so he can’t. He’s a gutless, whiny little punk. Janet Jackson will tell you this (I mentioned how they haven’t forgiven him & how he was excluded from the MJ memorial), and Cameron Diaz will tell you the same. It’s all just history repeating itself. When he and Cammie split, he did the same thing, refusing to definitively put an end to things, inviting her on SNL with him even while simultaneously plotting his exit strategy, stringing her along for weeks until he was finally able to hide behind his mummy and family over the Christmas holidays. And THAT is why she lost it on his pussy ass at the Golden Globes afterparty until Drew Barrymore pulled her off (would LOVE to have seen that). Only difference is, Cammie has never been a clinger and she has her own independent career. Jessica Biel on the other hand is fighting for her golden pass so him getting away aint going to be so easy this time I think! Anyhoo, I actually think RiRi and Justin make a hot couple. They kind of make sense to me. Can’t wait for the tape ;-)