Puff Adder Ryan Reynolds & his wifey Scarlett Johansson were spotted out and about in NY yesterday (they’ve been married a year now). True to form, their hiding away from the cameras because it’s such a pain having the papps follow them around. They hate all the attention, except of course when they’re earning millions playing the un-assuming private role of a super-hero in a blockbuster movie!!!

Don’t you just feel for them? Ryan of course, is in NY rehearsing his funny for a hosting gig on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Apparently he’s funny…but if you listen to the MULTIPLE stories of first hand encounters, he is in fact NOT. Here’s another little pearler….A few years ago Ryan was being fitted for a very specific costume in Vancouver. When they were finished, the designer tried to be considerate and called him a cab. When she told him it was on the way, he allegedly lost his shiz, called her a “f-cking little moron” and then supposedly asked her if he “looked like a guy who takes cabs”. Thanks EL! Judge them on how they treat the civilians!

So, I have many such stories about supposedly sweet celebrities, what’s yours?