According to reports out of the UK (so may not be 100% legit), Twilight’s sparkly vampire, Robert Pattinson may be in the running to play Ginger Prince Harry in an upcoming biopic – that’s called, wait for it, THE SPARE!!!!!! What the??

Not seeing it. Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) and Keira Knightley’s main squeeze Rupert Friend are also apparently contenders. The story follows the 25-year-old royal's experiences with his parents' divorce, his mother's death and his tour of duty in Afghanistan. “He's a man born to no role, the heir and the spare," director Peter Kominsky told the British paper. "The human story is at the core of what we're trying to do." Seriously, am I the only one who has a problem the title?