In an interview with Extra, Jessica Simpson has opened up and enlightened us about what she’s looking for in her ideal man. Not only does she want a man who can tell her what Chicken of the Sea really is, without looking at her like she’s an idiot, she’d also like, "I don't want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men ... people that will always keep me intrigued. I definitely love a spiritual man -- somebody that is going to always inspire me. And, you know, I love artistic men (someone who like her, has graduated from colour by numbers) -- somebody that really understands their art (so any 4 year old would do)." So if you’ve got the qualities she’s looking for, call Pappa Joe Simpson and schedule a date with Jessica!

Of course, it’ll have to wait until Jessica finishes her road trip for her new show, 'The Price of Beauty,' which will air on VH1 sometime next year. The premise of the show, a source told Us Weekly in May: "She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why."