According to a UK paper (so there’s a 30% chance it’s true) after sharing himself around every available lady he clapped eyes on, Gerard Butler 39, hooked up with 23 year old Lindsay Lohan while both were at the opening of the new Mazagan Beach resort El Jadida in Morocco on Saturday.

Shortly after The Mirror spotted the two making out, Linds apparently blabbed, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.” That’s the bit I find hardest to believe, Linds was coherent enough to string that much of a sentence together! A few beats later, the two jumped in a golf cart and rode off into the night. Both would go for anything with a heartbeat, so this was bound to happen sooner or later! Having said that, he’s off my TO DO LIST if that’s the case!

BTW, said party in Morocco, apparently cost over $2m, the celebrations featured 20 fire-eaters, scores of belly dancers and 50 Arabian horses lined up to greet guests. A team of workers spent three hours lighting 100,000 candles dotted around the pool, petals from more than 100,000 red and white roses were scattered around the resort and a huge fireworks extravaganza - created by Phil Grucci who did the Beijing Olympics display - was the highlight of the evening’s entertainment. While endless bottles of Veuve Clicquot champagne flowed all night, guests feasted on a mouth-watering spread of fish, sushi and traditional Moroccan cuisine. Photo opportunities with snakes and monkeys were even on offer for the more daring members of the party. Guests were flown in from around the world for the all-expenses paid two-night stay at the lavish 500-room resort. Nice work if you can get it.