When someone’s not holding her hand while she walks in those ridiculously high heels (which I’m sure she wears because it alters her posture and makes her ass stick out) – she trips over – like she did on Letterman yesterday when she was there to pimp her new album and new movie Precious! You’ll recall how I mentioned before that she likes to be carried, and will literally stop mid step and put out her arms like a child so her security people will pick her up? Wont put the you tube link up of her interview on Letterman because it’s 7 mins of your life you'll never get back…and geez she’s a superficial biarch!

Turns out, Mimi doesn’t enjoy being emancipated from her usual glamorous baby doll self. She of course has made another attempt at acting in the buzzed-about gritty drama Precious, playing an 80s-era hard-knock social worker named Mrs. Weiss. And her look in the movie is very dowdy and a long way from how she likes to look. She told Usmagazine “It wasn’t just de-glamorized…..they added some hideousness on top of that too. I drank some ugly juice,” she said, laughing. Sooooo, all the MOMS out there who look remotely like that day to day when you’re not primped and preened by a professional team – Mariah Carey thinks you’ve had a slug of “ugly juice”.