Is it just me or does she look like an alien who’s about to eat you? Now why would Nicky Freeze be coming out with saucy little tid bits about her self??? OH THAT’S RIGHT THE NEW MOVIE NINE COMES OUT SHORTLY…

She’s virtually box office poison lately but Nine will shine without her contribution given the rest of the cast is so talented. That’s the thing. Hands up how many people went to see Australia or even Moulin Rouge for Nicole Kidman??? And I don’t think it has to do with permanently freezing her features either, more to do with the fact that she has no scope! Hello!?!!?! She’s exactly the same in every single movie!!!

Ahem, anyhoo she’s on the cover of British GQ and she eases us into an article that comprises of entirely TMI by saying she's explored "obsession," "loss and love" and "the mundane aspect of marriage and monogamy" in previous relationships, and then she proceeds to kick it up a notch…"I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff," (Yer, that’d be when she was married to Mr Cruise no doub). Oh, but wait there’s more….she says that her current marriage to KEITH URBAN is "incredibly raw" and "incredibly dangerous." YER RIGHT I believe that Keith Urban has the ability to rock the bed posts about as much as I believe she’s never frozen her features!