She makes the majority feel ever so slightly insecure so here’s what five of the weekly tabloids in the USA are saying about Angelina Jolie this week.

I’m seriously going to start a table and keep track….it’s either that she and Bradley sPitt are splitting up, he’s meeting up for little rendezvous with Jennifer Aniston, Angie’s pregnant with twins/triplets, or Angie’s not eating and about to expire, or they’re getting married, or they’re adopting a tribe from Botswana or Angie’s ‘mean girling’ poor Jennifer Aniston!