That Kanye joke’s going to outlast civilization as we know it…every person that hit the stage at the Country Music Awards made some reference to Kanye and not even 10,000 costume changes could win an award for Carrie Underwood (who hosted the awards night).

Carrie was completely defeated last night as Taylor, Country’s reigning princess, swept the CMAs, named not only as Entertainer of the Year, the highest honour, but also as Female Vocalist of the Year and Album of the Year (she’s the youngest ever to win Entertainer of the Year, and the first female to win since Shania Twain back in 1999). In fact I’m not sure why they even bothered inviting anyone except Taylor Swift. No doubt a major upset over Carrie Underwood who’s apparently, rumour has it, not so sweet underneath.  Expect a Tonia Harding moment, in 3, 2, 1...