She’s claiming it as a quest to ‘get real’ and ‘save the children’ but really I think she left the country to get away from Jessica Alba and a meat cleaver! So, you’ll recall last week there was that little story about Linds playing a bit of tonsil hockey at a nightclub with Jessica Alba’s husband, the unfortunately named Cash Warren? Well, Linds of course was deny deny deny, but then, right in the middle of Cash Twittering about how his wife has made him a lovely dinner…up pops a Twitter from Linds in India, to Cash saying, “landed!”

Clearly she can’t get through to his mobile or email so she’s gone public…as she does when she doesn’t get a reply…. I’m thinking she either wants the continued attention such speculation would incur or she’s just completely clueless??? I’m thinking Cash is an idiot…you?