At yesterday's Palm Springs Film Festival, Mariah took the stage to accept an award for her performance in Precious and acted like she just inhaled a full page of Hello Kitty scented stickers really fast. Basically. This is exactly why all award shows should have a copious volumes of alcohol at every table. If they all got drunk right before accepting their award, we wouldn't nod off while having to endure their boring speeches. LOVE that the director of Precious, Lee Daniels has to hold her up!! You know of course that Mooriah feels she totally DESERVES an OSCAR for this one. She’s obsessed with how she "uglified" herself for the role…recently saying,"Did you not see the redness under my eyes, nose--and the mustache? That's the only thing I care about. I lost all the vanity stuff, but when people really started analyzing, they have to ask about the mustache. Why is it important? Oh, my goodness, it's hideous. That's not my no-makeup look--just FYI. Could you let your readers know?...I don't think I would be here if that was my look." Yes, we know she's a vain biarch! Meanwhile Nick Cannon has spilled on how they keep the spark alive in their marriage: "I think my wife is the most famous woman in the world. If you want to contest that, help me out. I don’t know anyone that’s known from eight to eighty. I’ve yet to meet someone more famous than Mariah Carey". "How do we keep the sparks flying? Lots of kerosene. [laughs] At the end of the day we’re two silly lovebirds that love to have fun. Hopeless romantics. I’m always writing cards, sending letters and flowers. That’s what love is about". (Excuse me while I go and......grab a bucket!) He continues to gush with this: "We like to live out the fairy tale romantic comedy type of story… We’re a romantic comedy with a very happy ending".  Watch the vid of Mariah accepting her award here