As we know, Mel is no stranger himself to infidelity, so he no doubt feels Tiger’s pain, but seems he also thinks the golfer's recent global crucifixion is a bit much…or even, in true Mel style, part of a bit of a conspiracy. "I feel sorry for Tiger Woods," he tells Britain's Daily Mail. "Why are we talking about this when we're sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan? You've got this history-changing event going on and we're talking about Tiger's private life and golf injuries. He's being used as a diversion and it just drives me crazy."