You’ll recall I mentioned this possibility as well, about 5 month ago…..Sooooo, as we know Madonna is practically an English film director since she sucked the life out of one for all those years, so clearly she's the obvious choice to direct a movie about that scandalous affair between King Edward VIII and twice divorced American socialite Wallis Simpson, and Kind Eddy’s abdication to marry Wallis only months into his reign...the two becoming the Duke and Duchess of Windsor….

Now Variety is saying that Madge will write and direct the biopic titled W.E. and Alek Keshishian who directed Madonna’s Truth or Dare will help her write the script. Vera Farmiga of Up in the Air and Orphan is considering taking the role of Wallis Simpson. This will be Madonna’s 2nd spin at directing, her first movie, Filth & Wisdom, premiered at the Berlin Film Festival in 2008. But, as long as Madge doesn't try to act in the movie, it shouldn't be too painful. Although, don't be surprised if she has to step into the role of Wallis Simpson at the last minute when Vera mysteriously meets with a freak gasoline accident…

Meanwhile – Madonna’s currently partying in Rio with Gerry Butler and Jesus Luz – that’s not baby Jesus in the pic…..and Lordes & Mercy….and I note, NOT Paris, although she’s there too and I'm sure she's tried..!