10 Things I need my husband to stop doing sooner rather than later:

• Putting a wad of wet clothing at the bottom of the washing basket, then dropping his dry, yet repulsive work clothes on top, and then leaving it to fester.
• Drinking all the Cordial
• Eating all the Timtams
• Bringing out his dirty filthy lunchbox from the day before AFTER I have finished doing the dishes.
• Denying me a pet.
• Shaving his head like a thug.
• Shaving our sons head like a thug without consulting me first.
• Play wrestling with the kids until he makes one cry.
• Worrying about nothing.
• Compulsively farting.

10 Things I need my husband to never stop doing – Ever

• Loving his kids like he does.
• Feeling like getting up and going to work each day.
• Play wrestling with the kids on our bed. (Yes even though it invariably ends in tears)
• Laughing at stupid stuff I say.
• Playing endless games of tetherball with every member of the family.
• Wanting to go and get me the paper every weekend.
• Having the desire to turn up to violin/choir/recorder etc etc recitals even though they are often more painful than childbirth.
• Being chief Wheelie Bin operator.
• Taking hold of my hand when we cross the road.
• Loving me.

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