FLAN: Have this surgery obsessed couple lost their minds?

When I read this I truly couldn’t believe it.

“THIS couple has spent an eye-watering $440k on surgery in an attempt to look like Barbie and Ken dolls. But did they succeed?”

I couldn’t believe “But did they succeed?” was the first question the reporter asked. Have they lost their minds? Why?!!! Would be my first question. Answer – it’s a desperate grab at the kind of worthless notoriety that the internet was designed for. Nowadays you can be famous for 15 seconds before the internet offers a cuter pair of kittens tumbling off a cupboard.


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Quentin Dehar, 23, and Anastasia Reskoss, 20, have blown $440,000 on 2 boob jobs, 4 nose jobs, lip injections, butt implants, cheek fillers, ear reshaping surgery, Botox, eye bag removal surgery, fake tanning, teeth whitening, nail extensions and veneers. All so they can look like the real life Ken and Barbie. 2 boob jobs and 4 nose jobs? I guess if you’re born with 4 boobs and as many noses as the Beatles then you might need a little adjustment.

But ear reshaping?  Is that a thing? If it is I’d like mine to be in the shape of question marks.

The most extraordinary aspect of this is that it was a parent that paid for it. Man, I wish I had more money than sense.

I fully believe in the philosophy of each-to-their-own but why go to all that trouble to look like Ken and Barbie when you could look like Wolverine and Black widow?

Flan as Black widow, EJ as wolverine

Flan as Black widow, EJ as wolverine

Love ya guts. Flan

Flan is half of the Flan & Emily Jade Breakfast Show which can be heard week days from 5am-9am on 1029 Hot Tomato.

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