Life Plans and Long Distance Love: The Bachelorette Episode 10 recap

It’s Hometown Week! Episode 10 kicks off with more awkwardness than a shart as Melbourne-gal Georgia meets each of the lads families in their hometown.

First up its Matty from Sydney NSW.


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He and Georgia take a random horse ride before Matty slips into his best knee-length lady jacket and introduces Bachie-ette to the family.

We find out Georgia is totes awkward around babies and she makes it very clear babies aren’t in her short term life plan.

Matty’s sister throws all the big questions her way and basically tells Georgia she will cut her if she takes her baby brother away from her.

Next up, Gold Coast lad Jake sneaks Georgia into the family home to stuff the turkey for dinner.

Weirdly Georgia seems impressed he’s sharing the family’s recipe and secretly enjoys getting the stuffing under her fingernails.

They leave for a cheeky chardy in the park before returning to meet Jake’s mum, dad and brother.

Jake’s dad manages not to say one word all night, and his mum tells Georgia she doesn’t want her boy moving to Melbourne.

Hmm correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure the lads were well aware Georgia was based in Melbourne before they applied for the show?

Next home town visit is Lee in Melbourne. UH HELLO.. Just marry him and be done with it!

They sip espresso martini’s at a rooftop bar to loosen up before meeting Lee’s mum, dad and grandma.

The first question out of grandma’s mouth is when Bachie-ette is giving Lee babies.

OK LOOK LADY, DON’T YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT IN HER SHORT TERM LIFE PLAN?!

Just as things couldn’t get more awkward, Lee’s mum tells Georgia Lee generally prefers blondes.

Last it’s off to NSW to see Courtney.

Bachie-ette has confessed she’s had a bit of a thing for this dork from the moment he gave her that pasta bracelet, she was smitten kitten.

True to form Courtney tells Georgia he has a game to play, but she’s more keen to have a D&M by the beach.

She gets to spend time by the beach but unfortunately it’s in a rashie and she eats sand as they play nippers activities.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THIS TOOL?

Georgia throws some big questions Courtney’s way and he tells her he’s not sure if he’ll fall in love with her because he only falls for best friends.

SHE KICKED OFF CAM AND KEPT THIS DUDE IN? SOMEBODY SLAP HER!

Things go from bad to worse when Bachie-ette meets Courtney’s bro and pals and is forced to wear a sombrero and eat Mexican.

It’s pretty clear from her icy goodbye that this tosser is finally going home.

Georgia joins the rest of Australia in hating Courtney and decides she doesn’t even need a Rose Ceremony to kick him to the kerb.

THIS IS HER GOD DAMN SHOW AND SHE’S NOT PUTTING UP WITH HIS SHIT ANYMORE!

Dressed like a giant rose, Georgia meets Courtney in the garden and basically tells him to EFF OFF. Without much a-do or even a tear, penne-pasta boy leaves the mansion.

What will next week bring….

Will Matty finally embrace his cross-dressing ways? Or will Jake’s mute father finally speak out?

One things for sure, Lee can park his slippers under my bed any night of the week.

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