*Warning: This post contains humour and the occasional swear word*
With the premiere of this year’s Bachelorette done and dusted, it’s safe to say the majority of these blokes definitely look better in the photo.
Poor Bachelorette Georgia now has the unenviable task of weeding out the ‘not-so-bads’ from the ‘wouldn’t-touch-you-with-a-ten-foot-pole’s’.
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Rhys (resident Harry Potter) couldn’t wait to wave his magic wand at the Bachelorette, while token-Asian Carlos (entrepreneur slash nightclub owner slash stripper slash full-time tosser) chose to gift her with a Tiffany & Co. bracelet ‘just coz’.
Courtney (the man with the girls name) got Georgia’s attention with a pasta bracelet, which won penne-boy the ‘impression rose’ last night, keeping him safe from elimination.
The highlight of the night was husky-loving Ben, who’d clearly dropped 10 pingaz pre-show and announced he’d done 3 nervous shits that night.
Enter Sam. He’s got the looks and he knows it. But was left sweating bullets when he was one of the final 4 at the rose ceremony. Somehow I predict he’ll be around for a while because let’s face it… who wouldn’t want to tap that?
2 blokes were shown the door last night – Carlos and Dale (Dale who?).
One things for sure, if Georgia doesn’t find love this season, at least Rhys and Aaron have their bro-mance to pursue.